Butt Grabbers Club of America
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Meet the Officers:
President~ Katy
Vice President~ Catherine
Foreign Relations~ Niki
Secretary~ Heather
Treasurer~ Christy
Recruiting~ Christine
Advising~ Kelly
Operations~ Brenton
Internal Affairs~ Matt

We are presently looking for security officers. If interested, please contact the president.
Official Club Song and Slogan:
How many people wanna grab some ass? We do! We do!


We're not perverts,
But butts are cool.
So grab a butt,
Cuz butt grabbers rule!		 How Things Began
In a moment of boredom, Catherine and Stephen were discussing how huge of a deal most people make when their butt gets grabbed. Upon agreeing that it's really not a big deal, they founded the Butt Grabbers Club. Since then, the club has gone global. New branches (such as smacking, patting, etc.)have been formed, and the club has become known as the Butt Grabbers Club of America for identification purposes.

Founder Of Butt Grabbers Calls It Quits?!
Whoda thunk it?? One of the originaters of "Butt Grabbers Of America" has left the club! "I dunno, I just feel it's going a tid bit in the wrong direction. Poor kids are being corrupted all over. My power has been stripped." Stephen was reported on saying. It seems the club has a sole Vice President now. Good luck Cat!
Email THE Vice-Pres

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I would first and foremost like to welcome the newest member to the BGC, Mark Edmondson, to the club. WELCOME...his picture will soon be added to the page!

The First Meeting
We all started off as friends, and were attending a Christian concert. Stephen, Christy, and Catherine began telling their friends about their cool new club. Suddenly, everyone began grabbing everyone else's butts. Katy yelled that she wanted to be president, because she wanted to grab anyone's butt anytime she wanted to without getting hers grabbed back. Seconds later, Catherine and Stephen agreed that they should be co-VPs since they both founded the club. Shortly after, all the officers had been assigned and the butt grabbing commenced. To kick off our celebration, we paid a male member who wishes to remain anonymous to grab a male non-members butt who all the femal members agree is very hot. A good time was had by all...except for the two aforementioned males.
Email the President


As many of you know, Stephan has given up is vice prez position due to moral views. So please do not threaten him in any manner. You are in our prayers buddy! Love, Katy and the rest of the officers